Sinister: Greenock-nock! Who was there?

[P. Miller / A. Ubieta]

Stephen BMX Bandit and Duglas BMX Pastel are the evil filth
barons behind the indie-pop smut peddling ring operating out
of a top floor flat on Oakfield Avenue. What other excuse
could there be for six-foot adult men to dress up as Andy
Pandy and Noddy, other than to lure innocent anorak wearers
into their web of intrigue and iniquity? Their continued
musical activities exist to provide a front for their
porn-laundering business.

Stuart Murdoch's reference to "friends" in his article
suggests that it may already be too late for him to escape their
clutches. Isobel Campbell is in grave danger. Previous cello
collaborators on Pastels LPs have ended up as brain washed acid
casualties living in squalid, toy-filled attics surrounded by fellow
loonies. Cared for by Australian social workers, they spend
their days debating the merits of various Monkees and Hawkwind CD
reissues.

Taggart
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