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[Arantxa Ubieta - Peter Miller]

    Royal Troon, Scotland. It is 1974 and the second series of BBC
Pro-Celebrity Golf is drawing to its thrilling conclusion. Sean Connery
needs to sink this putt to ensure victory. His partner, Jackie Stewart,
winner of this year's British Open, can hardly bear to watch. Their
hapless opponents, Tony Jacklin and Jeffrey from Haysi Fantayzee, can
only look on in anguish. Jacklin fiddles nervously with the fastener of
his golf glove. In the background, a little boy from Ayr is sitting on
his Dad's shoulders to get a better view. He is behaving himself today,
because he likes golf. His Dad looks like Rupert the Bear on bad acid.
    Moments later, Connery misses his putt and all hell breaks loose...


Peter Miller


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