Sinister: cheerleaders - apply now!

[Sarah]

Oh you luuveryly sinisterines!

ok, new plan. as the Sinisterine girl group never quite got off the
ground, i have a new plan. The Sinisterine CHEERLEADERS! YEAH! we can
dance about looking like arses with those dft pompoms whenever theres a
fight between da duke and someone who doesn't like the Lovin' Spoonful,
or JJ and whoevers up fer it man, and Honey and blatant list abusers!

we can sing chants like this:

ra ra ree, kick em in the knee, ra ra rass, kick em in the...other knee! 

which i think is one of the funniest things that has made me laugh since
doh, i dunno, another funny thing! 

SO WHO'S GOING TO JOIN!!!!!! join up now!

so, the B&S picnic, i'll bring a pack of cards! and some fizzy pop, and
pick'n'mix bags of fun stuff from paper shops and Woolies. i'm very
bored. can you tell?

Know what I hate? People going on about films that I don't know, and
can't even rent as our video shop is the Spar, and all my money goes on
extortionate bus fare prices. Last film i saw was.....erm....OK, well i
*taped* taxi Driver last night except for the 1st half hour where i
forgot it was on..... my gosh i need a life.

people moan about hedonistic lifestyles, well not oop north when yo're
16 in the middle of nowhere, oh at times like that i luurve Stuart M...
even though he's an old fart who AINT 16.... heehee! no offence, i'm
sure he's not being sarky...

I read Genieves quiz - its cool!
#1) depends on mood. either puking or jelly beans. (even though i can't
be arsed to eat breakfast in teh mornings. eat, or stay in bed. BED!)

#4) depends. either whipping, or hopscotch, depending on happiness.

#7) the knifes bit DOES actually descrobe one of my friends
relationships with his ADORABLE girlfriend, who likes to burn him and
cut him.... i needn't answer this as nobody wants me anyway...

#8) same as above *sighs*

#9) the stench of civilisation. defintly.

#10) too much mascara and scars, yup. but no writing, that is SOO
cliched..., yeah, 4REAL man. lets carve Richey into our heads as well...
sarcasm, sorry.

#13) dependin on modd, death, kittens, fags or kandy!

what can i say, i am schizo.  GENIVEVE! i want the whole thing! where
did you get that thing!

i am happier! sunshine! even though its 9.43 as i write! i must do what
it says below!
I'M GOING NOW BYE!!!!!!
Sarah 
                        
RA RA REE KICK EM IN THE KNEE RA RA RASS KICK EM IN THE .... OTHER KNEE....
                         http://www.elsato97.demon.co.uk

                
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