Sinister: A Plethora of Crap

[Rod Begbie]

On Fri, 7 Aug 1998, Mick McMick wrote:

> Now please, throw that half-eaten ham sandwich which you found in
> the dumpster behind Stuart M's house away please, it's starting to smell
> a bit ;)

My sister has in her possession a coke bottle from which Mikey from
Boyzone has drank, a water bottle previously used by Craig from Deuce, and
the pride of her collection:  A cigarette butt smoked by none other than
Robbie Williams.  "This has been in Robbie's mouth!", she will explain to
anyone who feigns the slightest interest in this lame pop souvenir.

My attempts to convince her to bin these items and get a grip were
scorned.

Rod.

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