Sinister: Is that a ruler in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

[Mctaggart, Robert]

Hello sexpots,

Musical boxer shorts indeed.  I kind of like the idea though, if anyone
could find me some I would be truly thankful.

This weekend some of us had a nice time in London.  Sit down, and I will
tell you all about it using that time-honoured medium, the ink polaroid.

1	Scene: Po Caf, Cov Gdn.  Up on the roof, as the song says,
Trews, Mike (Steady), Pam, Keith and his entourage of adoring women.
And little me.  Andrew Dean has gone home, because he has finished his
egg sandwiches.  By the light of the silvery moon, as the song says, we
are drinking bouze and engaging in possibly slanderous gossip about...
well, let's be brutally honest...you lot.  And you will never know what
we said...hahahaha.  Later, Trousers and Keef don fake moustaches,
rather nifty motorcycle caps, vests, and leather chaps and go cruising.
Both claim to be looking for "hot pumping rubber action".  Some of this
paragraph was made up.

2	Scene: Tufnell Park, Norf London.  Keef has just become becomes
strangely excited on seeing a sign which announces that Haringey is 2
miles by bicycle.  "It's a sign!", exclaims Tag.  For once in his life,
he was right.

3	A club near Oxford Circus.  The DJ's (two menbers of Earl
Brutus) are playing "Rock me Amadeus".  At some point during the evening
Keith and Tag have exchanged their dignity for several bottles of Becks
and are dancing.  Like fuckers.  Oh yes.  Later, Tag will be seen
slumped in a corner declaring that "More than a feeling" is the "best
fucking record ever" to anyone who'll listen.  Worryingly, he does not
regret this in the morning.

4	The London to Manchester train.  In a carriage where the
air-conditioning has failed.  Four Manchester United fans with large
scars on their faces indulge in playful banter with the British
Transport Police.  "How would you like it if I got your truncheon and
twatted the living shit out of you?", says one jolly fellow to our
friendly local Bobby.  Tag is very, very frightened.

Belle and Sebastian content?  You're 'aving a larff, ain't you?

Tag x
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