Sinister: Bulletin Board

[Adrian Evans]

Well folks I nearly laughed, but you see for yourself.

The following is an advertisement on Devon County Councils internal
Bulletin Board.  when reading you should know that  *Oasis* is a
prehistoric internal  e-mail system sometimes cleverly referred to by
Outlook users as Oasisaurus and not a prehistoric band sometimes
cleverly referred to by the general public as c**ts.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LEGO :

Large amount of Lego,  including 18 roadbases to make a village, horses,
people etc, a few instructions have survived the five children
originally bought for !!! £70 ovno.

Please contact : Marylin on OASIS MMason.	27/11/98.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oh how I very nearly chortled when I misread the email address for
MManson.
It conjured up such a beautiful image of the wild man of rock scrabbling
desperately for a red four pimple square to finish his toy-town fire
engine, and then the ensuing tantrum when he realises that he needs the
very same piece to finish off his pony.....double-drats !!

Adrian.

In my mug : Sainsbury's tomato cup-a-soup....no croutons.
+----------------------------------------------------------------------+
      +---+  Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list  +---+
 To send to the list please mail "sinister at majordomo.net". To unsubscribe
   send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to
 "majordomo at majordomo.net".  For list archives and searching, list rules,
   FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister
          +---+   "legion of bedroom saddo devotees"  +---+
 +-+  "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list"  +-+
+----------------------------------------------------------------------+