Sinister: Fw: now i know how the Amish feel

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From: RebelStrange <rebelstrange at xxx.net>
To: sinister at majordomo.net" <sinister at majordomo.net">
Date: Wednesday, December 02, 1998 1:30 PM
Subject: now i know how the Amish feel


>YO
>could someone please  explain to me the pop subbutteo?  i findit extremely
>amusing, but i'm not sure why.
>my isobel page had 46 hits as of last nite when i was tromping about, who
>could those cheeky gits be?/
>hmm......
>now then, i must confess something terrible.  last night as i was watching
>yet another tape of mystery science theater, it came to the end and
>surprise, there was Is It Wicked nOt to Care that i had taped onto the end
>of it, so i settled in to enjoy the sweetness and innocence.  OH no!!  it
>just couldnt' be so idyllic..  know the part where isobel  kneels to drop
>the bottle into the stream, well inexplicably i was a little bit too
excited
>than is legal, at the sight of her knees. the crook where the calf meets
the
>uh, lower thigh.  (why is the thigh a naughty bit??)   (where the amish
>thing comes in)  i must be wound as tight as a winch on one of those things
>that pull things, you know what im talking about, the  big crane deals??
>ooh no!!  horrors at 4 AM, when i'm   struggling to go to sleep, i felt all
>nice and tired, but i had a thought and i was tossing and turning for at
>least an hour i'm sure,  oh i couldnot sleep for the life of me, this
>thought had me just to my wit's end!  and i will not recount it here
because
>it would be improper, and i would make a fool of myself, although  compared
>to the mincingupdeadthingsandshovingtheminplaces, it was practically
>Wholesome Family Fun, i do  believe that Amerika in general would bemore
>welcome to such defilement and pain, than the sight of 2 girls kissing,
that
>is the  sad state that we are in these days<endsocio-politicalcomment>  if
>anyone wants to know what the thing was you can send me a nice uh, lemon
>meringue and maybe i'll tell you if you're sweet enough.  but that won't
>work either, cos i know the only ones who will  want to know are pervy boys
>and i've had it with you lot!  no sugar for you today, mister!!  Ah.  do i
>dishonor my popstar when i withdraw my restraint??  apologize is all i can
>do.   so it goes.
>
>if you want to read some yummy feminist wacko lit, pick up Intercourse by
>andrea dworkin at yr local friendly library.  i'm sure that Mrs. Sneed the
>head librarian will smack you for being naughty if you ask for it, but take
>my word, go  talk to miss Elkley, she's the 20-ish Spinster with the
>cautiously cropped hair, grey stockings and house full of cats, who's
always
>off to the side one way or another, give her a saucy wink and i'm certain
>she'll  set you up with the proper byways, i know.  ooh i'm going to  go
>write a song about miss elkley and her love/hate affair with her Homophobic
>redneck clientele.  then i can be just like wee  stu.
>
>someone mentioned TFUL 282.  YAARRGH!!!!!   yeah i love them suckas!
>"VERTICAL 2X4's FLY BY  MY HEAD SHATTER INTO WALLS!!!!"  rawk indie kid
>rawk!!!!!!
>
>the someone who said the line from wicked was embarrassing to them,  i
guess
>a lot of them like the song, i like it, i dont' finnd the  line bad in
terms
>ofthe rest of the song, were it poetry(literary) i would quibble, but in
>songs you allow for things like that, or i do, because i'm a big cheesehead
>and i like songs with pretty girl singing and nice twee slacker
>sensibilities and ppleasant violin lines.  i think the song has a good
clear
>concept going and the style suits it's subject and emotion, and i feel the
>emotion all too well myself.  Good work good work.  but dont' listen to me,
>i've been known to enjoy many a good Roxette tune.
>lesley Jo
>
>"In aheart full of dust, lives a creature called Lust, it surprises and
>scares like me, like me............."
>BJORK, "Isobel"   (natch!!!)
>
>"thoughts of sex distracted me and now i'll have to immolate myself to
>subdue the buzzing in my  head"
>

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