Sinister: Unloveable

[Mark Casarotto]

Some thoughts on fellow listees and their posts:

Archel, your cheek knows no bounds. Yesterday's request was very "oh no, I
accidentally seem to have dropped all my clothes down the waste disposal and
am in need of a big strong man to sort it out while I stand around in a
teddy with a Father Xmas pompom!", I thought... :))

Kevan Cooke - give this man the world. He is my perfect man, and will be
getting my alternate sexuality list crush vote as soon as a site is set up
for Murdochesque ruminations on fancying one's gender (or not, in the case
of some of you).

I don't know if anyone's mentioned it yet, but as it seems to be along
similar lines to some of the lit so far mentioned "The Weirdstone of
Brisingamen" is unmitigated SHITE and I have ben scarred by its pompous,
pointless bland elf-wank since I was forced to read it when I was 9. Why I
feel so antipathetic towards a children's book I don't know, but I'm not
having a good day.

Got an Xmas tree shaped chocolate in my advent calendar today. Could any
other listees with Cadbury's calendars confirm whether or not they are all
the same?

Just checked out the newcrush list (in the desperate hope that *someone*
will like me) - nice to see I am in such August company on zero - whoever
hasn't voted for luminaries such as Keith, The Duke, Archel, Janine, Kevan
(swoon), Seb, Megan (how the mighty have fallen :)), time to pull your
fingers out.... And more importantly, where the hell did Begbie come
from...? And who the hell is Minnie Ripperton??? Enough envy, time to
W!O!R!K!

Kisses from your ever-so-fanciable Biondino xxx
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