Sinister: Re: Murdoch Goes Punk

[Chris Leonard]

Good Afternoon, my you lot are quiet today.  I'm a bit concerned to hear
about Murdoch's hair, perhaps it wasn't Struan at all but, the evil punk
Murdoch clone.  He goes about slamming doors on old ladies and reading
out rude bits from the book of Leviticus in church.  "Can you help me
with my shopping, young man?" an innocent cripple asks him.  "No"
replies the evil punk Murdoch.  Then he kicks the cripple with his 48
hole doc martins.  Anarchy!  We should be worried.  Maybe he'll buy a
green bomber jacket to, and start his evil chant "I'm with Enoch".  No
sorry, that's the evil National Front Murdoch clone.  Christ.  Sarah
Wheeler, I hope your keeping an eye on him.   Maybe Carmen's influence
has seeped it's way through to Belle and Sebastian HQ.  Or maybe Struan
was sick of people saying he was ginger when he's not, and he's on a
major strop.

There's a new cafe on Byres road in Glasgow.  It's all orange, and it's
got a huge Belle and Sebastian poster on the back wall.  Maybe Struan
has dyed his hair orange so that he can wear an orange boiler suit -
when he goes into the cafe nobody will be able to see any of him apart
from his face, which will appear to just float about.  Yeah, that's what
it'll be.  Panic's over.

I noticed the Looper's treehouse is looking quite smart - you can do
your own looper tune and there's oh new stuff everywhere.  Check it
check it out.  I mixed my own looper tune, but since I don't have a
sound card I couldn't hear it.  But I did make up a story about the
lunar rainbow picture I saw in the Tate gallery on Sunday, pretending I
was struan david.  It's got flashing red lights!  Groovy.  I reckon the
looper is getting quite flashy with this web programming malarkey, have
you had a hand in this Mr. Kitchen? 

That is all,
  Christopher A.
+----------------------------------------------------------------------+
      +---+  Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list  +---+
 To send to the list please mail "sinister at majordomo.net". To unsubscribe
   send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to
 "majordomo at majordomo.net".  For list archives and searching, list rules,
   FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister
          +---+   "legion of bedroom saddo devotees"  +---+
 +-+  "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list"  +-+
+----------------------------------------------------------------------+