Sinister: Boff.

[Schaffenberger]

  Impending finals prevent me from list-crushing, or doing much beyond 
writing papers and trying to conserve the last dollars on my meal card 
(It's PBJ sammiches and un-bottled water every day from here on out... 
You have NO idea how miserable this is.  Especially since the peanut 
butter at my school tastes like it's made of saltine crackers.  Really, 
is peanut butter graded like meat?  If so, this is the furthest from 
the Grade A peanut butter-- on which I was raised-- I've ever strayed!  
Feel free to send me some of the good stuff, like Jif, if you're feeling 
particularly sorry for me.  It is indeed a cruel dilemma when one must 
give up daily smoothies and bottled water and pilaf at the end of the 
semester, when the brain needs these foods the most.)  In any case, I 
declare my list crush on Mark Cassarotto, AKA Biondino, here for all to see.  
Now write me back already, Mark!

  Much Love,
  Kristen
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