Sinister: Grandma Killer

[Crowley, Rod]

I hardly ever post but I do feel the need to do so for 
once...

>>SCENE: Late Nineties Airdrie<<

A mother calls out to her son.
 
MOTHER: "Struan, could you pop down to the shops and buy me 
some magazines please?". 
STRUAN: "Of course Mum, which ones should I buy though? 
MOTHER: "Oh, you know, my favourites, She and Me".

Boy exits.

>>A round of polite applause<< 

RodneyXX
 

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