Sinister: Fw: what men in stained raincoats pay for

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From: RebelStrange <rebelstrange at xxx.net>
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Date: Friday, December 04, 1998 4:34 AM
Subject: what men in stained raincoats pay for


>1st to (t)wee jay: you know it makes sense, isn't that a  pulp thing from
>somewhere? where is that from? damn boy i'm wracking my brains.  oh and oh
>and was that YOU making the vicious slurs?  i hadn't even remembered who it
>was, i was blinded to all facts by my outrage. i forgive you, but only
>because i know you were trying your best to be brad, and we all know that
>brad is the evil influence upon boys' folly-ridden minds everywhere, and
you
>can't be blamed for that.   well at least i wasn't kicked off the sandlot
>when i revealed my true nature.......a coldly calculating, castrating,
>propaganda-spouting neo-old guard bitch. sign me lesley"it's a patriarchal
>cultural construct!!' Jo
>Can i use your quote about the gestalt anti-isobel? that was brilliant, you
>get extra  points for using the word gestalt.
>i must admit i have not  voted for crush yet i've just been mulling over.
i
>knew i had to vote for isobel, DUH.  not that she needs much boosting in
the
>numbers of people drooling over her, but maybe i can be that special
someone
>who makes a difference.  (YEA right!)  i dont'  know   though, flattery CAN
>get youeverywhere with me, i know someone who might be getting a vote just
>for being a 'groovy' gal.
>jess told me i have 4 votes, im surprised i have any,  i'm puzzled by that,
>but only because my life is so boring and loveless that any attention i get
>is greedily lapped up.
>*sigh* i just got my heavy vinyl, glossy covered twattybuss LP today.  it's
>just so  beautiful.  aside from the cover pciture itslef which i have never
>liked, it's a lovely green, and it's gatefold, *ahh,* all the nice lyrics
>are in, i feel like i'm back in the 80s' looking at my dads records.  and
>our   own paul honey is thanked therein, a true part of RAWK posterity.
what
>i wouldn't give......*grr*    BUT SOFT!  what light is that, in 12 inch
>glossy card stock gazing?  it's isobel's starry eyes, and the gentle curve
>of her pixy hands!  i think i could stare at that for hours.  now i know
>i'll have to acquire one of those double sided flats, because i'd be afraid
>to set my record up somewhere open to look at it, and with my luck it would
>fall over and get mangled and then what, NO pretty picture to look at at
>all.   if you've never seen it in 12 glorious square inches, you haven't
>lived, my friends.
>"I do not ask my body to go "ring-a-ding ding" whenever she hits a high
>note"
>
>Jamie sez, rather tantalizingly:
>2.  Be Smutty - Does anyone else get turned on, when they see B&S play live
>and Isobel is looking really angry and unimpressed with something.  That
>look
>she gives sends shivers down my spine.  She knows she's georgous and she
>loves
>it !!  Im sure she must have just come from a naughty photo shoot before
the
>Shephards Bush gig and didnt have time to change from her kinky school girl
>outfit.
>***********
>Me, me me!! i do i do i do.
>i demand to see this mysterious school girl outfit.  NOOOOOO!! *must--keep
>head--from--exploding--*
>can i use your scenario in my "Things Silly People have Said about Isobel"
>section? i thought it was rather exciting.   oh, how naughty we are!
>
>here's a concept--instead of WWJD(what would jesus do?) What would Stuart
>Do?  murdoch that is, stuart david frankly isn't familiar enough to me to
>amuse me quite as highly, it's the naked truth.  so  come on people.   Take
>this scenario:  Mummy is away from home for a christian women's conference.
>you've just arrived back home from choir practice and pulled mummy's
cookies
>and milk out of the frigidaire, to settle in and watch some education
>television, when you hear a rumpus down the hallway.  being a naturally
>curious lad, you tiptoe along to see what the fuss is, intent upon setting
>it straight.   Isobel and sarah are arguing viciously over an Arab strap
>that they have dug out of your parent's closet.  the battle is heating up
as
>plucky belle tears a nice chunk of sarah's hair out, and the tussling pair
>are edging closer to mummy's treasured and fragile Hummel collection. worse
>yet, Mummy warned youa bout these type of girls, and has forbidden such
>tarts from the premises on the grounds tthat young wholesome studs have
>better ways of expending their energies.   You are torn between loyalty to
>your dear old mother, and that icky 'down there' sensation that is
beginning
>to plague you when you catch a glimpse of belle's clever knees from under
>that plaid skirt.    suddenly, paul honey bursts in.  "Aha!  My Arab strap,
>give that back you cheeky thieves."  He has the cutest eyes, and the cutest
>blue veins, that you have ever seen.
>**************************WHAT  WOULD STUART
>DO????***************************
> Smut RDA: 46%
>
>visit chauncey and gertrude, please, i gave birth to them  months before i
>ever heard of tigermilk, yet they share a striking similarity in spirit to
>our murdoch-pals Chelsea and Lisa.  i think so.  i knwo they are my
children
>and i love them anyway, but i can't help it, so sue me.
>http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Atrium/4967/cg1.html
>i have forgotten anything else i was going to say.  oh yeah i did a thing
>for mummy yesterday, and i got a gold star.  i'm happy.  (now where's that
>kiss you promised?)
>
>lesley Jo
>
>"inch for inch and pound for pound, who needs boys when there's (Isobel)
>around?"
>
>
>

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