Sinister: Read this and constiipation will be a thing of the past: No shit

[Rachael .]

Ian speculated:

> pppps. Americans. I have included many UK references you may not
> understand. This was intentional as I constantly have to suffer your
> cultural imperialism. And you continue to bastardize both our verbal 
and
> body language with your "Whatevers" and your ever expanding waistline  
plot
> to absorb the rest of the world.

Oh dear.  Are we going to have to defend ourselves against another 
tiresome "fat stupid american" onslaught.  Ho-hum.  Ian, I'm sure you 
meant well.  However, television is not reality.  There are alot of well 
read americans who don't use words like, 'whatever', 'so all', 'like', 
and 'totally'.  I'm sure that there are colloquialisms from your country 
that are just as silly.  As for our expanding waistlines, well, yes, 
statistics show that on average americans are heavier than the rest of 
the world.  I think that it is the exception rather than the rule which 
raises the median weight.  That's just like saying we all have 1.8 
children, or whatever it is.  I love Americans.  For the most part, they 
are a child-like silly bunch of freaks.  Where would the rest of 
civilization be without them?  Is this arrogance to feel this way?  No.  
France and England have had such a huge impact on the rest of the world.  
Especially here in the U.S.  Look at Furby.   

Yer American sister,

Rachael



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