Sinister: nicorette cigarette (hey, it rhymes!)

[Rachael .]

I saw this commercial on Sunday at my friend's house.  It was the best 
thing I have seen since, well, since that Mr. Microphone commercial.  A 
man pulls up to the light in his red sports car.  He MUST be successful 
to drive such an enormous cock car.  There's a lip-glossed hot babe 
waiting for the light to change so she can scurry along to her job at 
the local massage parlour.  Mr. Suave pulls out what looks like a 
cigarette, but it's not.  It's a white plastic tube.  He takes a long 
drag off of it.  Looking at her the whole time.  The girl on the corner 
gives him her best come-hither eyes.  Hey, but you know what?  It's a 
pretend cigarette.   When you inhale, you get a little bit of nicotine, 
but no stinky smoke.  I guess the message is, if you drive a sports car, 
and you can longer smoke, best to get some ridiculous looking drinking 
straws that only slightly resemble the real thing.  Or alternatively why 
not just wear a really awful toupee.  The message is the same.

Now who said American television is crap?

Oh, I kid.

Rachael  

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