Sinister: XXX Scandinavian Massive Facial Cumshotz #2

[Corpora Arenacea]

Hey...!
I just checked the listcrush page and I actually =lost= the three votes 
I'd had before.... retracted... snatched away!
    I'm not even gonna ask "What did I say?" I'm just gonna say it.

    But yeah, first maaadd brizznolic props to Ms. P-Bot, well, first 
for begging on my behalf (prolly more eloquently than I ever could) but 
more importantly for showing me that even the most twee 
lippgloss-streaked soul can recognize the greatness of Burzum and 
Kyuss.... booyacka! It was the first time in my friggin' life that I 
didn't have =enough= Black Metal..... you never want the dirty dream to 
end, do you? Freakishly large record collection or not. I'll show you 
freakishly large..... dammit!

    I'm tired of English people assuming I'm a retard 'cause I happen to 
share an accent with Brenda from 90210 (not wrongly, just the wrong 
reason to think I'm retarded).  I'm sick of American listees trying 
(admirably, I'd think) and vainly to copy the slang of their marooned 
counterparts.  Dagnabbit pilgrims be proud of yer twaaaayangs. We gave 
the world Big Star, and David Bowie gave the world the rooster mullet. 
Stand tall.

    With that said Ian's just further terrified me for my upcoming trip 
to GB. I'm even more scared of attempting to attend the Glasgow meetup. 
I don't think I'll even understand a word anyone's saying, I remember I 
had to call Scotland once to order a kilt for my brother's birthday, it 
was like bartering for llamas with a Tibetan.

    That's it. I'm just gonna ride a double-decker bus for two weeks. 
Straight.

    O.K. here was my theory for the "director's cut" Dirty Dream video. 
It's got that beat, right, like a Temptations song, or "Dancing in the 
Streets"? So yeah, we can still have the self-effacing videos of 
cardie-swaddled American wannabees and slo-mo of Truffaut's tomb and 
whatever, right, but on every "tink" of that "tink tink tink tink" beat 
we have an ejaculation, like, a different one every time, so the whole 
three-minute video is like, spurt! spurt! spurt! spurt! Well, maybe it's 
dumb, but it's =mine=. And it's real, real dirty.  I mean, of all the 
Belle and Sebastian songs that I think of that have that rhythm, you 
know, in, out, in, out, in, up, out, down, this is the one for doing the 
nasty.  
     Dammit. Typing with one hand is slow!
     
                                            -Eran

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