Sinister: Down Boy...Or Is That Up Boy?

[Warrander John - FML]

Hello all,

I have come amongst you today to salute our very own Duke
for his wise words about all this Tolkien and Narnia stuff:

>i hate the Narnia/Tolkien crap. It's all fairy bollocks, isn't it?
>All those bloody elves and goblins and trolls and shit. BORING.

Liam Gallagher's favourite book ever is "The Lion, The Witch
and The Wardrobe" so it's obviously for thickies with a reading
age of about eight, which just happens to be the average reading
age of British adults. Probably good to know shit like that before
you start throwing accusations around about other nationalities
being ill-educated and illiterate. And all books are shit anyway.
Burn them. That's what I do. At our Party meetings. Chorlton
and District Conservatives. Nice bunch us. Nice uniforms.

The Duke's book has sold out at Waterstones in Manchester
so I still haven't read it.

And Megan thinks I'm only a little obsessed:

>then john warrander started talking aobut making out with
>the pastels and went on about tag. john, i think you're a little
>obsessed here.

No I'm not. I'm a lot obsessed. I'm a sick mutherfucker gonna
kill someone obsessed. Not with Tag though. With another listee
who I'm hoping to get a blow-job from when I vote him to the
top, top, top of the list-crush charts.

>however,tag is a common obsession among list members,
>especially canadian ones. so i wouldnt worry too much.

Oh yes, you're right, it is Tag I'm obsessed with. I'm not
worried though. I'll sort it. Everything's under control. I'm
common you know.

Has everybody joined Shanana? Robbie and Sam have been
saying Brad can't get it up. Or can't keep it up or something.
And Manda Rin's been offering free head to anyone who'll defend
Bis.

My mum carries a cut-throat razor and headbutts people so I'll
keep her away from the grown-ups' picnic.

Could someone please kill Fat Les.

I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS

------The Shalala Mob

In my head: these fucking voices telling me to do bad things.
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