Sinister: orgasm

[Heather Marie Propes]

On Wed, 16 Dec 1998, Jarkko Fräntilä wrote:

I think you would have to wear condoms on your noses.
> 
> Some american scientists discovered that a sneeze is 1/1000000 of an 
> orgasm. Does that mean that if i buy some sneezepowder and invite some 
> friends to my place we'd have a minor orgy?

God, I can't even bear the thought of sneezing any more. If a sneeze is an
orgasm, than I am one of the hottest women around because I have been
sneezing and coughing and sweating and miserable for the past week. Sex,
what's that? Arrgghhh. Last night I just lay in bed and coughed all over
Anders all night. I felt worse than Christiane F. during the withdrawal
scene and I've never even done heroin. Damn. 

But I'll be well again soon and these obnoxious pseudo-orgasms will be but
a distant memory. 

Hey, does anyone know of anything fun to do in L.A. for New Years? That's
where we'll be.

Ciao,

Heather

"And every day at three
you throw me down by the Christmas tree
I watch your lights blink on and off
while you start your fun with me
I know your reasons
and I know your goals
we can fuck forever
but you will never get my soul"

-The Gun Club



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