Sinister: orgasm

[Jarkko Fr�ntil�]

Heather wrote:

"God, I can't even bear the thought of sneezing any more. If a sneeze is 
an orgasm, than I am one of the hottest women around because I have been 
sneezing and coughing and sweating and miserable for the past week. Sex, 
what's that? Arrgghhh. Last night I just lay in bed and coughed all over 
Anders all night. I felt worse than Christiane F. during the withdrawal 
scene and I've never even done heroin. Damn.=20
But I'll be well again soon and these obnoxious pseudo-orgasms will be 
but a distant memory."


Erm, no offense, but i doubt that sweating or coughing or being 
misarable are in any way related to making loooooove (and, in the end, 
related to the final result of some serious booty-shaking [if you're 
lucky, that is, I've got a problem conserning that...]), unlike 
sneezing. But hey, maybe those clever scientific people can spend 
something like a gazillion bucks on some kind of a study about the 
relationship between a cough and ejaculation. Don't laugh, they might 
actually do it. Hmm, where's my phone, have to call Harvard about that.

@--->--- a rose, love and other pretty cool stuff, jarkko fräntilä, a 
devoted fan of everything that is mighty cute and occosionally silly. 

"iamnowacentralpartofyourmindslandscapewetheryoulikeitordonot."

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