Sinister: I'm not worthy!!!!

[Robert McTaggart]

Dear Listees,

Only one thing could have got me out of hiding and it is this...

Trousers wrote:

>I can reveal that we will have a guest of honour.... The other day I received
>a message from a certain student of Bangor University, confirming that he
>would attend. Yes, Richard North himself will there. The very thought of the
>young knight Northy finally meeting his Jedi Master, Tag, gets me all a-quiver.

Think what it does to me, I'm down in London right now, cursing the
fact that I haven't packed some looser fitting trousers.  Words cannot
fully convey my joy that the subject of my very own Wee World of
Worship has lowered himself to walk among us mere mortals.  I hope he
knows what he's in for.  I'm going to bow down before him, I'm going
to hug him, and kiss him and then, so help me God, give him the
rogering he so richly deserves.

Tingling with anticipation,
Tag xx
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