Sinister: Brynner is dead.

[DAVE]

Yul Brynner is not only dead but he starred in a t.v.commercial to
adertise the fact. A long way from the heady days of being a wild west
samurai who came to the rescue of a depressed peasant village that was
being taunted by an evil warlord with only Steve mcQueen and five other
pistol-flashing rogues for assistance (scenes only beaten in their
compelling nature by those featured in the 'Three Amigos'), Yul dyed a
cancer ridden alcoholic who had spent several years drinking, smoking and
being shagged to death. This we know because he subsequently starred
posthumously in an government warning campaign scripted something like
this:

	"Hello, My name is Yul Brynner and I am dead. I am dead because I
smoked cigarettes. I am dead because I drank and smoked and was shagged
senseless day in day out by playboy bunnies. Don't do it or you might die
too."

The above is said with an ironic smile of absolute arrogance and extacy
which says, 'Like you wouldn't do it too if you got half the chance!!!' 

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