Sinister: WARNING, avoid crap charity shops for wk experince THEY DO THIS TO YOU!

[Sarah]

These things appeared in a mail writen by Tag the geyser.

As is life.=20

=46anzines.  

LOOK LOOK LOKK ITS THOSE BLOODY NUMBERS AGIN WHY WHY WHY! There was no
=20 on my post! Why do they appear what purpose do  they serve and WHY
AM I GETTING VErY DISTurbDIED AboUT theM?!"?!?!

Yikes help i'm cracking up due to the sheer dullness of being in a
cArity shop for wk xperience teehee. 

Hair mascars if I see ONE MORE trendy dude in town wearing them and
thiking they are so wacky I will punch them. 

Oh fuck fuck fuck we are suposed to keep the list reasonably focused and
stuff. Oh well then....

Wh said POP IS DEAD cos they are talking shit. POP is alive so ner! Why
are Pearl jam alive? I found a bootleg of Peearl jam at Brixton '93 in
me charity shop today. I bought t for 10p and am doing a Sarah
ALTERNATIVE records tape for my friend Claire and I would also do a
funky pop tape for the duke but I have no records that he wouldn't have
probably heard already. Doh. I will buy more next week when thank fook I
am back at college. 

There seem to be two thkgs whic contrast for most people, fantasy (Pop)
and reality (having to leave your bad every day). Do some people manage
to transcend that? Why am  I asking you? Why is babar the elephnt called
that instead of being called John Travolta? 

I feel like talking but as I am typing instead its not working out too
well, if anyone would like to ring me and discuss sweet nowt, tuff cos
you aint got me number :( Well, perhaps I don't know what I mean in fact
no I don't.

I will finish with a short piece of writing that I will make up on the
spot.

buuuuuuuh! (hheeeheee!) Incidentally that is a quote from Stoppit and
Tidyup.

I'm going mad, save me. Someone, anyone please! And everyone on list ses
to be getting married. Well, aint that nice! looks like I'm being the
old maid down the road then *sniff* but I don't care cos I will say I
don't.

AAAAAAH? WHY?
I'M GOING NOW BYE!!!!!!!
Yours faithfully, the beautiful only slightly homicidal Sarah 

        'Ooh look, its Art Mallek!'
                Smitta Smitten, the SHOWBIZ KITTEN! (miaow!)
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