Sinister: Re:Opening lines

[Herman LeTosser]

On Tue, 10 Feb 1998, Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaz wrote:

> On Sat, 7 Feb 1998, LISA BERRY wrote:
> I remember reading one in the Guardian which was:
> 
> `Oh no!  Not again.' he thought, opening the dustbin lid and looking out.
> 
> It won a competition once, apparently.

Checked me source "The Weirdest Notes & Queries", and the runner up to
that competition was: 

  "What are you doing in my bath, playing with the rubber duck?", she
  screamed.  "I'm from the ministry.", he replied.

I'd love to know what happened next!

Rod.

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