Sinister: Gatorade?

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On Fri, 13 Feb 1998, Schaffenberger wrote:

>   Gatorade is meant to rehydrate the body, keeping it from getting 
> (internally, presumably) dry like an alligator.  Any other theories?

I can't believe what a layabout you are, for a student. When we're all
speaking cantonese I know who to blame it on.

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>From the "gatorade" web site:

The year was 1965 when Gatorade was tested on University of
Florida Gator football players and found successful; Gators
enjoy a winning season and become known as "second-half
team" as a result of their ability to go longer and finish
stronger. 
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Take heed, lads.

Gatorade is a horrible still conconction with a powdery taste. I have
heard that it is a useful hangover cure. I can't comfirm its
effectiveness, as the result of my morning-after consumption of it, rather
than rejuvenating me, left me barfing in dayglo colors.

As a result of this thread I bought a "Tigers Milk Bar" at the Korean
deli, "JC's Supreme," which the counterman tells me stands for "Jesus
Christ's Supreme," across Seventh Avenue from my place of work. I am
eating it now. It is really dreadfully bad, chalky on the outside, and
gummy like the innards of a tropical plant on the inside. Perhaps this
bar is rotten though. 

For all of you indulging this silly thread, I will send one of these vile
things upon request, so long as you are outside the US.

/the pedant

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