Sinister: curry rhapsody

[John Jackson]

CURRY RHAPSODY
     
     (To be sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)
     
     Naan-aa, just killed a man
     Poppadom against his head
     Had lime pickle, now he's dead
     
     Naan-aa, dinner just begun
     But now I'm going to crap it all away Naan-aa, ooh-ooh
     Didn't mean to make you cry,
     Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow, Curry on, Curry on,
     'cause nothing really madras
     
     Too late, my dinner's gone
     Sends shivers up my spine
     Rectum aching all the time
     Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go
     Gotta leave you all behind and use loo
     
     Naan-aa, ooh ooh,
     This Dopiaza's mild,
     Sometimes wish we'd never come here at all
     
     I see a little chicken tikka on the side, Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh
     pass the chutney made of mango
     Vindaloo does nicely
     Very very spicey
     ME
     
     Biryani (Biryani)
     Biryani (Biryani)
     Biryani and a naan
     O Vindaloooooooo
     (No no no no no non o no no No)
     
     I've eaten balti, somebody help me
     He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory Stand well back
     This loo's quarantined
     
     Here it comes,
     There it goes, technicolor yawn 
     I chunder
     No
     
     It's coming up again
     (There he goes)
     I chunder
     It's coming up again
     (There he goes)
     I chunder
     It's coming up again
     Up again
     Here it comes again
     Here it comes again
     Here it comes again
     Here it comes again
     
     This vindaloo is about to wreck my guts Poor me, Poor me, Poor me
     
     So you think you can chunder and think it's alright? So you think
you 
     can eat curry and drink all night? Ohh maybe, now you'll puke like
a 
     baby,
     Just had to come out,
     Just had to come right out in here
     
     Korma, saag or bhuna,
     Balti, naan or bhaji
     Nothing makes a difference to me 
     To me
     
     Anyway my wind blows
     
    
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