Sinister: B&S activities?

[Robert Hardy]

Does anybody actually know what the band do all day while we're listening
to their records?  
11.00am- Wake up.
11.30am- Wash their face in bowls full of money.
12.00pm- Drink tea and eat Cake.
15.00pm- Swim in a pool full of money.
15.30pm- Return library books.
16.00pm- A quick chukka of Polo.
17.00pm- Give alms to the poor.
17.35pm- Watch Neighbours.
20.00pm- Watch The Bill. 

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