Sinister: p.e. teachers

[C Browning]

on the bizarre recent thread of psychopathic p.e. teachers i had one when i 
was seven who refused to believe i couldn't swim. was convinced it was a wee 
fib and so promptly picked me up by my arms, pulled me along the pool to teh 
deep end and promptly discarded me into the deep end. it was only when i 
singularly failed to resurface that he thought better of his cynicism and 
leapt in to save me.

i would save his embarrassment and not reveal his name. i'm not usually a 
vindictive sort, but what the hell - he deserves it! mr ewing. american chap. 
terrible mullett and moustache. avoid the man.

though i tend to have kept quiet on this list, due to workloads and stresses, 
you are still teh most singularly entertaining and interesting people i have 
met for a long long time. all of you. thanks for making my life less dull!

see ya

chris

"i get by, got a lot on my mind
 i get by, got allotments on my mind"

half man half biscuit - turned up, clocked on, laid off
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