Sinister: l'education physique

[Cairns]

Ahhh, you're probably all bored of these by now, but...

All you American types can quit moaning about PE teachers with 
handlebar moustaches and mullets. You suffered nothing.

For nigh on the whole of my time at high school, the (girls') Games 
teacher was MY MUM!!!

And while she had neither a moustache nor a mullet, and nor did her 
"nutsack" keep falling out, it was bloody annoying having your every 
fourteen year-old move relayed directly to your parents. The 
conversation over tea would read:

"So, Joseph, I hear you and Michelle Iball have been sitting at the 
  back together in Art again..."

"These peas are nice."

That said, the amount of time I actually spent on that freezing 
all-weather pitch paled in comparison to the hours spent 
"re-arranging" the stock cupboard, having feigned some 
injury/infection/hormonal disorder.

La la la,
Joseph
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