Sinister:Milky Biscuit & other happenings

[Madame Cholet]

Anyone here ever played "milky biscuit"? An ex mighty lemon drop told me
about this rather...um...strange game that British bands play on tour (when
totally pissed I hope)...he mentioned New Order played this, and i've not
been able to listen to them, let alone kiss them...since. *shudder*

Anyway.... last night at an instore at No Life records, here in
LA....(Momus)...My very own Felicia came skipping over to me with a CD copy
of Dog On Wheels...yeah yeah...no biggie for you British Milky Biscuit
sorts, but for daft Americans it's been hard to come by. Felicia then
informed me that there was one more on the rack and I scampered over to see
a boy and a girl looking over it like the baby Jesus. I then did the most
un-Christianly thing thinkable and snatched the sleeping baby from it's
cradle...like a viper, I struck without warning....right infront of the
poor fuckers outstretched hands.....I then felt flooded with shame at this
vile and repulsive act (like a band member after a hearty game of milky
biscuit) and knew...that wasn't very Belle & Sebastian fan-like at
all.....so with this incredibly innocent (and quite dumb) look on my face I
hand it over saying "oh...sorry...did you want this?" AS IF! As if i'd not
just dived for it like Nicky Walker with a Hun football flying right at his
wee heed. Sheesh. What a dope. They were so shocked at the genius move i'd
just pulled to get it, they shook their heads and went "uh uh. that's cool.
you take it."


GOAL!



Tag? Fancy a game of MB?


beth














-----------------------------------------------------------------------
.     This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list.
.        To send to the list please mail "sinister at majordomo.net".
.  For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see
.            http://www.majordomo.net/sinister
. For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister at majordomo.net
.    We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes.  Aren't we?
-----------------------------------------------------------------------