Sinister: that songmaker thing

[bradford]

i usually don't go to websites that people recommend. but i went to that
songmaker one and i'm still laughing as i type this.

here you go:

you're on my foot

Love is like a pissing hedgehog,
On a drunk frosty morning.
It makes your heart pound, like your nutsac bashing on a drum.
pissing in public, is just so easy, 
'Cause love makes you blind.
I love you more than joey baltzell, loves their beanie weanies.
You see, cupid has hit me with his beanie weanies.
There is nothing I could do.

It's not something that can be put into words,
but, if I tried, then all could I say, is...
you're on my foot. 

I'll show you off to my mam.
and she'll feed you fried beanie weanies for tea.
Your the best thing that has happened to me.
My nutsac is yours. Till next week.
You can tickle it, prod it whille pissing, because I love you.
Let's run naked in albequerque.
Let's tell everyone from the Queen to crackwhore about our love.

It's not something that can be put into words,
but, if I tried, then all could I say, is...
you're on my foot. 

                                      (Created by crackwhore)


-brad
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