Sinister: Honey's mad dad

[john wigham]

er..quick..unsubscribe, subscribe.

There, Mr Pleasantness Police, do I get the threatened free night out
with your 'mad' Dad for this heinous offence?  As one of a very small
number of sinistrons to have met Mr Honey Senior, I'm shocked at your
description.  What ingratitude! A more erudite and engaging man you
couldn't wish to meet.  And so well travelled.  To think of the years he
spent at the chocolate factory earning the money to get you through the
Wirral Finishing School for Middle Class but Nevertheless Uncouth Scouse
Boys. It must have been soul-destroying, all those hours spent finely
carving the word 'cadbury' onto each bar.  And the effort he went to,
saving up all the shavings to feed to you and your brothers.  OK, so it
clogged up your pores for a decade or two but it was better than
starving to death, wasn't it?

Please forward me details of my night out asap.

johnny xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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john wigham
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