Sinister: Northy raps his way to uni

[Richard North]

Look out Bangor I'm on my way
And keep yer distance if you're gay
I'll need new pals and a piece of ass
But kiss my butt all you working class

Papa has dished out sheds of wedge
my student living will be 'on the edge'
His conglom has sponsored our new halls
we'll have pictures of Cerys on everyone's walls

I'll roll up spliffs in the union caff
burn 'Das Kapital' for a laff
I'll keep my stroke-mags to myself
till I sneak them on the library shelf

The 'Scurge of Lefties' will be my name
Tag will beg to bask in my fame
I'll buy this list & sell it you back
I'll be a real pain in Paul's nutsac

Bar or Biscuit? Laugh or Cackle!
You won't believe the size of my Big Tackle
We'll catch the catfish with a wee net
the salacious results will be the talk of TweeNet

Of such pisspoor rhyming I'm not worthy
Ha! screw you, jack, my name's NORTHY

(rhyme needs additional mixing time in the studio)




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