Sinister: Photoshop Phantasies

[susannah]

Having just discovered the joys of photoshop (get it virus-free at
www.tucows.com) I have been busy fulfilling my popstar dreams by cutting,
pasting and airbrushing and can now be seen
in all sorts of compromising positions with Mark out of Ride (I've got the
photos
to prove it Katrina!).
However, lets just stick to Belle and Sebastian for now (Trousers and Honey- not
a word,
I know you two can keep a secret).

Firstly there's Richard doing the washing up at my kitchen sink, he looks well
handy with a tea towel, but why is he wearing a skirt?
He'd better get on and do it though, he's got piles!!

Next, there's one of me lying on a beach in Barbados in my bikini, never knew I
had such long legs, and whose is that tanned lithe body I'm rubbing suntan
lotion all over? Oh! Look! Its Stuart Murdoch! How did that happen?

Theres me getting off a train, with Stuart David waiting for me on the platform,
I've come to visit him between the holidays, but why is he wearing my Dads
trousers? He looks a bit porky too, all of a sudden.

Oh, and there's me and Chris Geddes having dinner in a very posh restaurant, he
really must see the specialist about those bosoms, maybe he can get the number
off Keith.

And Stevie, funny little Stevie..... what ARE you up to with
that?.........&*%$?@+#!!!

susannah.



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