Sinister: Tag in total twat shocker

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Ha!

He`s in the bath and for once I`ve managed to get my hands on his
`laptop`. Apparently, all you fools are taken in by his pathetic cocky
swagger, and so, as his flatmate of 18 *long* months (I'M NOT GAY), I
feel it is my duty to tell the whole disgusting truth about the boy
Robert.

1	FRAUD: He always goes on about how he is half Scottish,but he
neglects to mention that he is also half Stoke-ish.And he was born in
Birmingham.

2	MIDGET: He takes size 4 (FOUR) shoes and has to buy them from
the childrens department.Yuk.  Not to mention the hideous ginger hair.
Twat.

3	POOF:  He supports Manchester City, not for the love of the
team,but because blue is his favourite colour.

4	WANKER:  Sometimes,when I`m late leaving the house for work,he
surprises me by still being in the living room and shouts joyfully
`Alright Squire?!`

5	EXHIBITIONIST:  When he has a bath, he always leaves the door
open, hoping that I`ll walk in on him soaping himself (and his
sinister feet) in his Body Shop Strawberry Body Balm.

6	HARINGAY:  To make more `friends` on the list, he contemplated
calling himself `The Earl of Chorltonville`.

7	STUDENT: He has a picture of Steve Lamacq on the living room
wall-and refuses to remove it.

8 	DEVIANT:  He really fancies Emmy-Kate from Kenickie and
Manda-Rin from Bis.  He is also partial to hairy armpits and sweat.
So there`s still hope for all you `lovely ladies`out there (if you
don`t mind a slight itch for a while.)

9	CHILD:  He insists on using words like `boobs` and `willy`
when any real man uses words like 'tits' and 'cock'.

10	DAILY MAIL READER:  He really loves `gentle` sit-coms of a
sunday evening,like `You rang M`Lud` and `Oh, Dr. Beeching`.

11	IRRITATING:  I can hear him snore from 3 rooms away, and
sometimes it even wakes me up.

12 	LANDLORD:  He charges me £35 rent a week, although, after
this, I don`t think I`ll need to worry about that anymore.

                     Bye,
                     Julian.(The one who played The Sea Urchins.)
                             xxx
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