Sinister: Cormorants

[Keith Watson]

>Bonjour, Mon braves..
>
>I've recently befriended several Cormorants (i'm the only fellow who
>feeds them on this confounded Isle of Dogs...) and i wonder, could any
>of you suggest suitable names for
>them?


Listee Chris will oblige, perhaps you could introduce him to some of them,
he quite fancies a shag. Oh shit, that joke's just gone down the pan as I've
read the rest of your mail now... arse. - have to make something up about
"being surrounded by birds". You'll have to revoke carte blanche now Paul.

In all seriousness though, you could name them after numbers, that'd be the
easiest, I once met a guy who had two dogs, one called Rudie and the other
called Hess.
    Indeed my flatmate used to have a cat called Mescherscmitt 109 (stop me
if you think you've heard this one before), which he took to the vet and on
filling in the form, put me109 down for the pet name (the usual
abbreviation) and the vet comes out and goes, "Can I see melog please?"

Cheers,
    Keith.


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