Sinister: I'm ill I'm excused for rubbish like this NER!...Ditto !

[Adrian Evans]

Sarah Wrote :

>AIR! You know what? If i ever meet AIR I will shoot them all and then
>laugh because its either that or cry with boredom when I read another
>email saying ooh they're ace. 

Please, once they're dead...pump 'em full of lead from me as well...or take an axe and hack their limbs off....or try canibalism or something.

>Well, I know somethig you don't. You see, Belle and Sebastian were
>playing a gig in Cornwall. And they loved the local cusine. But 'cos
>Cornwall is posh and stuff, they couldn't afford the pasties, being for
>the upper class jetset of Cornwall. So Sarah (i love Sarah SHE'S ACE!)
>said 'oooh, le pastie de la bougeosie', and everyone said 'oh Sarah
>thats so great, we'll use that as a song title, rallying against the
>exclusivisation (?) of local delicasies for the already privileged upper
>classes'. And thats why its called 'Le pastie de la bougeiosie'.

Why in God's name would Belle and Sebastian even consider going to Cornwall, let alone play a gig there ?
We are talking about the same Cornwall...South West peninsula next door to Devon and all that ?
As a Devonian, born (in a barn, obviously!) and bred of 26 years, that obviously makes me a bloody expert on Cornwall... I am Adrian "Knowledge of all things Cornwallian(?)" Evans to you !
"Posh and Stuff" ? It's a poo-hole ! It's like one big field with one road, and loads of caravans and cow-shit and funny old fishermen who talk a different language and all look about 80 but really they're only 24 cos the sea air has battered they're faces for so long and i'm going to get some punctuation in here somewhere wait for it here it comes its just coming round the corner now wait ! aaaaahhh.

Cornwall is Gods waiting room.
>HA.
Ha indeed !

>Um, what else did I have to say? I can't think. So it can't be
>imporatant. I hate colds. They are sooo nasty its unfair. And I've just
>got  glass of water that tastes like sweeteners oh bugegr!

Get Well soon Sarah ! then nip down your local Field Sports shop and buy that rifle....you know it makes sense !
-- 
Adrian.

Pity would be no more
If we did not make somebody poor
And mercy no more could be
If all were happy as we.

William Blake. 


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