Sinister: List crushes

[Mark Casarotto]

While I'm sure all those who read my postings admire and respect me, none of you have yet made clear any more,
shall we say, fundametal feelings - I'm waiting to hear from you...

You don't count, Elfie. Cos you have the nose of a ninety-year-old French peasant after a lifetime of
antifreeze and bad gruyere.

The only crush I have is on little Nickie Dastoor - I only wanted to duff him up as an excuse to feel his lithe
young form.

So make David Kitchen a very happy man - everyone knows that the list should be no more than a dating agency,
so it's up to you all to stop pretending you're interested in no-mark indie bands and get horrrny...

p.s. this posting is tongue in cheek - or at least that's what I'm hoping (rrrrrrr, ladeez)

Biondino el studmuffin

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