Sinister: come clean

[brad]

alright.

listen, i know that i'm a sexy motherfucker and i make you all warm in
the crotch, men and women alike, but this crush business is driving me
nuts.
it's pretty obvious that you all have a crush on me. what else would
account for 50 emails a day from you lot speaking of mundane things like
newts and dead people. 
there ain't enough of me to go round.

so just hang up all you dreams of me in your bed with strawberries and
coolwhip and puppy fur...cause it ain't gonna happen. well, maybe mr.
mitchell, cause i heard he's hung like a squirrel. 

and whoever used the word "nutsac"...that's my word, prick.

that gets rid of one of the crushes at least.
-brad
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