Sinister: top 10 reasons why B&S should play Rhode Island

[Shackie]

BCapirigi at aol.com wrote:

> 10.  i'm not married
> 9.    when oasis played here someone flung a shoe at em
> 8.    if you dont i know a psychotic woman who will kill them (but only cos i
> like em)
> 7.    we have the nations oldest 4th of july parade
> 6.    if they play here i will pee my pants with joy
> 5.    celine dion wouldnt be caught dead here
> 4.    jackie o and conan o'brien both used to spend their summers here
> 3.    i make arse-kickin' honeydew soup
> 2.    there is one club in all of providence...yeah!
> 1.    i forgot what tryptophan was
>
> now those are unbeatable reasons
>

don't forget the enticing waterfires...wouldn't that be a venue? a million locals
with big hair decked out in full eighties garb coming to check out the singing
fires floating on the providence river while real imported venetian goldoliers
carrying rich mafioso members glide by....and b&s could be performing
inconspiciously nearby...
tee hee....
oh pooh....they wouldn't be playing till fall or winter though eh? hmmmm...
well....there ARE a million and one churches here tho....we are the most catholic
state...oops...that might scare them away...(i'm scared of catholics personally
too...)
dells lemonade
coffee milk
quohags
brown and risd

~darling
...ri'ers unite!

ps: why is "i'm not married" a reason? i think that's a um...whats it
called...hidden lil message or something...hmm....
i'm suspicious


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