Sinister: Top 10 rumours concerning new B&S album

[Michael Jones]

1.  It's in mono.

2.  It's out a week earlier in Uzjbekistan, with artwork by Shiro
Ontake, as a double digipak featuring 'Tigermilk' re-worked by Alec
Empire and Johnny Mathis.

3.  An entire day's studio time was lost when a stray kitten wandered
into the vocal booth.

4.  Friction when the band vetoed Mick's 12-minute pan-sexual improv,
'Jazzoid Odyssey Thru Tha Eroticosmos'.  Sarah describes it as
'unnecessarily saucy'.

5. Chris and Isobel leave the studio one night both feeling that
'Seymour Stein' needs a little 'oomph', and determined to do something
about it.  They arrive separately the following morning, Isobel
arm-in-arm with Buju Banton, Chris with newest friend Shabba Ranks. 
Doh !  Hilarity ensues.

6.  Stuart M sulks for three days after Sarah's post-rock spinoff
project, Carl-Zeiss Jena, garner effusive column inches in the Falkirk
Gazette & Star.

7.  Stuart D hospitalized after Haliborange and Tizer binge.  

8.  They cover 'Pale Shelter' by Tears for Fears.

9.  Erm...

10.  *sigh*

Mike (need your barrel scraping ?  Give me a call...). 





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