Sinister: Questions, Questions...

[Rod Begbie]

Whatever happens to all those stars of Australian soap operas who
release one record which does piss-all in the top 40 hit parade and then
disappear back to relative obscurity.  Where are you now Stefan Dennis? 
Gayle & Gillian?  Craig McLachlan and Check-1-2.  And what happened to
Bronwyn?  I thought she was lovely.  And how come when Kerry got shot
dead trying to save ducks she didn't actually bleed.  And why am I more
likely to belch after drinking diet soft drinks than I am after drinking
their '10 teaspoons of sugar in every glass' counterparts.  Is it the
phenylalanine?  And is it the excessive belching that's supposed to
cause cancer?  And why would a woodchuck want to chuck wood in the first
place?

It's been a slow morning.

I've just handled a cheque for £503,819.  I'm now going to change my
name to 'Inland Revenue', open a bank account, then disappear for a wee
while.

See you in Rio, P!O!P!chums!

Rod.

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