Sinister: happy valley pond

[Chris Leonard]

I'm a bit disappointed that the B&S boat tour is not going ahead,
don't you know.  I quite fancied doing the stowaway bit and secretly
taking spy photos of captain murdoch shivering his timbre.  
"Land ahoy!", cabin boy jackson would cry, but it wouldn't really be 
land, it would be a giant sea serpent, ready to scoff the lot of them. 

But as everyone knows, sea serpents eat people whole.  So the tour 
could continue from the stomach of the sea serpent, if it could be
persuaded
to let an audience stand on it's tongue without scoffing them as well.  
Ahh, but there's a problem isn't there?  No electricity!   I guess the
easy answer 
would be to strap electric eels together in stacks of three, in a sort
of plug shape.  
How did Jonah get out of the big whale?  I can't remember.  I think he
got shoved 
through the blow hole by Pinocchio.  I'm not sure if sea serpents have a
blow hole...

....It's a little early in the day for this sort of thing.  I have a
feeling of general malaise.
I always have been a sickly boy.  I missed a lot of schooling, which
suited me fine cos 
I hated school.  No-one fancied me there either, which hey hey histories
repeating itself 
with the list crushes, you heartless manks.

leave me, 
          c
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