Sinister: RE: Going to Yourinals - aint that great

[John F. Monroe]

Startre writes:

Homer from Drugstore (DOH!) was talking to scary Scottish dude in Action
about them I remember....

* ha, yes he does look a lot like Homer - his name is Mike, by the way :)

but then I had to go and be a Pop Photographer
and dismantle a record store to take photos of his Lig-ness himself,
John while he was schmoozin' wit da band....

* and at that point when i get them developed ( and a big shout out to
Starry for photos! whoo whoo! ), and if it isn't too objectionable, i might
send that one in to the people pages, so you can all see the Homer
resemblance ... an' me being a hanger-on supreme!

then again, me with four gigantic Sausage People is pretty tempting too.
no pics have people posing with celebs OR Sausage People, that i know of :)

The Boy With the Arab Strap.
I think it should either be :
Cock Fun
OR!!!
SOCK FUN!!!

* i agree on Sock Fun :)
or, 52 Reminders of the Insane

With a inlay of the band playing with sock puppets! Brilliant! Yeah!
Pippets are they brilliant, cos they arent like real actors and they can
DO more stuff, cos actors like smell and stuff don't they!

* smell is quite important, no smellheadery allowed, nuh-uh.

 Heheeheh!
Yeah it can be a concept album on socks.... "It could have been a
brillaint pair of socks"...."Simple Socks"... "Sockboy Dream".. "Dirty
Sock #2"...

* i wouldn't stop there, and even though some would comment on the look-back
bores, one could revise the previous titles too!
If You're Feeling A Sock, Me and the Sock, Judy and the Dream of Socks, Like
Dylan In Socks, A Century of Socks, Hurley's Having Socks,  Sockfull Of
Hollow, Lazer Guided Socks .... ( hey, how did they get in there ??) by now,
i believe the words flogging, dead and horse are being uttered, but oh does
the fun never stop 'round here? :)

Aquarius - this is your horoscope !
( courtesy of the magnificient Onion newspaper ):

The polite, well-dressed people who ring your doorbell and ask to come and
and talk to you about pancakes turn out to be Jemima's Witnesses.

mmm, sacrilicious! :)

always thought of myself as more a song and dance man,
-john


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