Sinister: Re: a belated report
Nick Dastoor
nickdastoor at xxx.com
Mon Jun 1 13:34:30 BST 1998
Megan wrote:
>this one is taken that evening, at the poetry cafe during the blue soda
>social. i am currently whupping nick dastoor's ass at operation.
This is true. However, in my defence I would say:
a) My hands were shakier than usual on account of being thrown into
the meeting-people-off-the-list-in-real-life thing all of a sudden. I
was expecting Megan to be a 76 year old hermaphrodite from Yemen and
was taken aback to find that was Tag and that Megan was instead a 19
year old female from New York.
b) I was too intent on getting myself out of a Francoise Hardy faux
pas I had made with Tag.
c) I was confused by the Americanisms that I had accepted without
question as a child. I still want to know what a Bread Basket is.
Megan came up with some half-baked explanation that completely failed
to account for it being it appearing in the groin area.
d) I was distracted by Isobel being over the other side of the room.
Everyone else was playing it cool, but I am a star-struck teenager at
heart.
e) I later discovered that we had been completely not playing
properly, totally ignoring the careful demarcation of Doctor and
Specialist operations. So it doesn't count.
So ner.
Nick
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