Sinister: Whoomp! There It Is! (NBSC)

[Hopkins, Tim]

Big Bobby Tag wrote: 

> It's you, you've got me all hot and bothered.  There's a party in my
> pants and you're invited.
> 
That is definitely the wrong kind of hot invite. 

> >As opposed to useful members of society who spend their time
> conjugating imaginary French verbs?
> 
> Oh, you're beautiful when you're angry.
> 
Hmmmm...imaginary conjugation is your fave hobby I suppose....

RagTag Bobtail went on...

> Go on...give us a kiss.
> 
Oh, OK then.

 <slurp>.

> Squirrel Nutkins also wrote:
> 
That's Sir Lord Squirrel Terry Nutkins to you, you ruffian. And no finger
jokes, thank you very much.

I was reading an article in the paper about this technique of 'tagging'
criminals. What happens is that if someone is convicted for having done
something really heinous, they are forced to stay in their own homes all
night every night with their own special Tag. I have to say that the gallows
sound preferable.

love, as ever,

Tim
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