Sinister: by any other name, would they smell so sweet?

[PKHINTZ at xxx.com]

	In the wide travels of my temp job, I have moved from one side of the office
building to the other.  There, I have to pull files for lots of people who are
too important to do so themselves.  One of these people is named Tim Hopkin,
as opposed to Sinister's own Tim Hopkins.  This remarkable occurence has lead
me to wonder if this new Tim is part of an alternate Sinister reality where
the last letter of one's name is left off.  If I start meeting people named
Keit Watso, th Duk o Harringa, or Ta, then I will know that something odd is
happening in the universe.  Or just more odd than usual. . . 

	Note to HoneyMotherHubbardPaul:  When can we expect our Sinister babies to
arrive?  Are they being sent by stork?  I am not sure that is a good idea,
with stork hunting season happening at the moment.  I would hate to think that
my Sinister lovechild went down in a stork's fatal nosedive.  Can these baby
things be emailed?  I once tried to email one of my handsome scarfs to Honey,
but I couldn't get the email attachment to stick to the wool.  I doubt it
would stick any better to a baby, despite how much honey you use.  And I hate
to think of my baby being squeezed into a fax machine.  Is it true that Splat
the cat is the wet nurse?  I can picture that furry nanny in an apron right
now.  Splat is probably giving the babies words of sweetness--"Pish, pish,
meow, pish".  A tear has just come to my eye as I remember the first time that
was said to me in my childhood. 

		Living and loving,
				Matthew 
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