Sinister: A tale from Southampton docks

[Kevan Cooke]

This tattooed drunken Scot with broken teeth was in the pub during the game
last night and he starts offering round these onion rings he'd ordered
because the match was too tense and he couldn't eat them.

Sorry, there is no point to this story.

Let's see what you've all been up to...

Espadrille was bored yet surprised (on hearing talk of Stuart Murdochs):
> is there more than one? blimey?

Statistically it is highly likely.

Adrian suggested that:
> These people probably have very little interest in football.

Well I never heard of cricket hooligans.  Sorry Adrian, I didn't mean that,
I'm just upset about the lack of Wycombe Wanderers players in the World Cup.

And things turned nasty when Debbie spat through her teeth:
> well screw you babe...

Whilst we are all getting at Debbie I thought I'd just remember Wycombe's
glorious 4-2 victory over Preston in the play offs a few seasons back.
Yesss!  The thought of it makes me want to get drunk and throw bottles!

But alas then things took a turn for the worse for Debbie making everyone
feel guilty for being so mean to her just beacuse she doesn't like London:
> i'm gonna cry.

Driving examiners are alien bodysnatchers sent to devour the souls of
the gentle and sensitive people of Lancashire.  I saw it on a documentary
by Carlton so it must be true.

Meanwhile Brad joked:
> i say london sucks. and so does scotland.

And Huw tactfully asked without inviting anyone:
> Also any ideas on how to make our party American in theme are welcome.

How about calling each other Brad and saying that various things "suck".

Au revoir my little ponies,
Kevan

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