Sinister: Devon is Heavon

[Mark Casarotto]

I'm uninspired today - I haven't had a car crash for 6 years and passed my test first time (though I did get
the priceless comment "Mr Casarotto - you have every bad habit imaginable" from my instructor before he shook
my hand and passed me - how the hell he knew so much about my private life I just don't know), so I feel unable
to join in these debates. I have been enjoying, however, the Duke's tales of Devon life - I almost broke my
back at Dawlish Warren and narrowly escaped death by golf ball on Haldon Moor, so it brings back warm memories.
And Newton Abbot is the most frightening place I've ever been (that should add a new angle to the London vs
everywhere else debate). I also completely love it and it has a snuggly place very close to my heart. More
please!

Another convert for you all - the lovely young lady I was seeing until Monday was spotted chainsmoking out of
window listening to B&S on a loop all Tuesday morning (and no, I didn't cruelly discard her - more the
opposite, actually - I'm too romantic to ever dump anyone (read "cowardly" for "romantic", if you're feeling
ungenerous)). She'll never be able to listen to "You made me forget my dreams" without my fizzog leering
through her memories. That'll teach her! :)

I'm off up west to watch Italy vs Cameroon this evening in one of the Italian places in East Soho, so if anyone
sees a sobbing bloke in a crumpled AC Venezia top (serie A awaits! Well done the lads!) wandering around
disconsolately at 10 o'clock tonight, give him a big hug and buy him a consoling kebab, that'd be nice.

Banesto suck. Up Motorola! (though my dad used to take me to all Gan's home games as a nipper, but they're shit
now, and Motorola have that tasty Brazilian up front, after all).

Chi non salta e' camerunese - camerunesi, camerunesi, quanto cazzo siete voi!

luv the little blond one xxx

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