Sinister: football/kitchens of disctinction

[Alan.H]

yo!
re this football banter flying around, i have to say it's not much fun
being a english ex-pat living in france, what with all the british
holidaymakers/twats beating things up...every day, and i mean EVERY day,
all i get is snide remarks, along the lines of "don't break my glasses" or
"the english can't go anywhere without starting a ruck" or "are you a
hooligan then??"...even the bleedin' head of personnel at work had a go
yesterday...on the 21st of june every year in France is "la fete de la
musique", or music festival, where every town has (often extremely shite)
bands playing in the streets all over the place...even though last year
there was more people selling beer cans out of ice boxes than actual
musicians, it's quite fun... this year, because of "les hooligans de merde
a la con", it's been delayed in Toulouse (where i live) because of a strong
possibility that most of the 'oooooligansss will be in toulouse at the same
time... help! 

on a lighter note, does anyone here like Kitchens of Distinction? 

alan, le hooligan
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