Sinister: Annual Leave

[Adrian Evans]

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Oh my God I'm bored.

Huw Boyo wrote :
>So, has anybody on this list with real bad hayfever ever been to >Glastonbury? and if so what was it like?

Huw, spend the £80 odd quid on hayfever remedies and a personal stereo.  Find a field, get off your bollocks, listen to what you want to, roll around in some mud a bit and you won't even notice the difference..only you won't have thousands of strange twats to cope with AND you'll have a personal stereo to show for your money at the end of it.

Then Claire Timmins continued :
>On the recurring theme of allergies, I would like to disagree with a
>previous mail of mine which claimed that cider provokes asthma. I >think it is Heinekein(?!?!?!) that does it, does anyone else find >this?

Claire you are so transparent.  Clearly you don't have asthma at all.  You are merely using this to hide your obvious alcohol problem by going along the bar until you find a drink that does actually give you an asthma attack.

I drank Heineken for about 8 years without any reaction but since moving back onto cider I have now been diagnosed as a sufferrererer....I'm sticking to your previous cider theory.

Lanky big-neck suit wearing friend of the comic characters me wrote:
>Everyone cheer on the Jockos tonight cos they're likely to be the >only British representation in the next round.

Then Rolf McTaggart wrote :
>The fact that this morning I cheerily drank my coffee from the mug
> bought in Transylvania was pure coincidence.  

Well I've chaned my mind now, and I'll eat my Fez if Scotland win tonight.

Jason Brent wrote :
>Could anyone out there offer me some insight to a problem I am >having?
>I am moving to England, and I need to choose a Uni to go to. >Nowhere in particular, but I like sunshine, live music, >skateboarding, and open land. I hate dirty places, gangs, + >fascists.
>The only place I've been in the U.K., is London, and I'm hoping >someone out there can save me from a costly mistake. Any >insight would be greatly appreciated!!!

God Jason, outside of the major cities the UK is one big open land where excellent live music and sunshine (???) goes without saying.
If you are of the Surf/Skate-bum ilk then the South-West could be for you, but be warned...life doesn't get much slower. 
The only gangs round here are of the bovine variety and they are mad bastards as well....don't know what their political persuasion is.
I couldn't tell you a thing about universities cos I'm as thick as pig-shit.

Public service e-mailing is what I'm best at.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!


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