Sinister: b&s joke

[brad]

stuart murdoch is so fat, the horse on his Polo shirt is real. 

chris gedded is so fat, when he runs he makes the CD player skip... to
the
radio station.  

stuart david is so fat, when he ran away, they had to use all four
sides of the milk carton. 

isobel campbell is so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go
down. 

mick cooke is so fat, all of his clothes have to be custom made by a
contractor. 

sarah martin is so fat, after she gets through turning around, they
throw
her a welcome back party.

richard colburn is so fat, he doesn't take pictures, he takes posters.

stevie jackson is so fat, he wipes his ass with a mattress.



the only living boy in georgia,
brad
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